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November 17, 2025

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Malo

She’s a walking disaster. He’s a safe space for hire.


Kitty Quivers pens the spiciest memoirs. Too bad she’s imaginary. James Ellison, the real woman behind Kitty’s bestselling novels, would rather stay home with her dog. She has narcolepsy, and in a world of swipe lefts and loud bars, dating’s a nightmare she avoids.

Former navy man Malo Kane moonlights as an escort while he builds his classic boat business. It’s easy money, so long as he sticks with two simple rules: keep it professional and don’t get caught—because his conservative family can never know.

When James’s fans demand proof of Kitty’s conquests, she hires Malo to fake a few photos. Easier said than done. Their first attempt lands them in the ER. Their second? A muddy catastrophe. But despite the chaos, their chemistry is undeniable—and #KittyClues goes viral.

Just as their pretend romance sparks into something real, James gets doxed and Malo’s parents show up. Suddenly every lie is exposed. Can a love born from fiction survive the truth?

A laugh-out-loud, slow-burn romcom full of bad dates, big feelings, and the best kind of mayhem.

Released November 17, 2025